Lou Malnati's: My fellow Americans!

My fellow Americans, it appears increasingly certain that we have a few precious weeks left before the Corona virus epidemic wipes us all out. I therefore opine that you stop working at once. Go on a vacation (flights and hotels are at an all-time low), spend all your money, and forget about diet and exercise. There will be no time to cash in on this shit. Ah, and forget about those colonoscopies too.
Finally, you should all try the Deep Dish Sausage Pizza from Lou Malnati's in Chicago.
God bless you and God bless the United States of America.