Sir Richard's Condoms: One prophylactic sells another

Lime green fanny packs are accompanied by a 2” square hang tag/booklet which reads in part, “This is a complimentary fanny pack. When worn as a fashion accessory by a man, it makes for excellent birth control. No man has ever been seduced while wearing a fanny pack in the history of the fanny pack. In the event you prefer your birth control to involve actual intercourse, may we suggest Sir Richard’s Condoms.“ The fanny packs are left on parked bicycles within riding distance of retail distributors of Sir Richard's Condoms.