Nike: Now Do It Again, Ronaldo

Be the fastest player in Europe to score 350 goals for one club (335 games), hold the record for the first ever player to reach 40 goals in a professional league in two consecutive seasons, score in every minute of a game, be the only player in history to have scored 60 or more goals in a calendar year four times (do it consecutively), score five goals and one assist in one game, be the only player to ever score more than 50 goals in six different seasons (do it consecutively), be the all-time top goal scorer for your club (451 goals), score more than 50 goals in six consecutive seasons... Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, Amsterdam

score the most goals in seven consecutive league matches (15 goals), win 15 trophies for your club, score 573 club goals, make 763 club appearances, hold the record for the first player to reach 100 career goals in European club competitions, score the most goals in European club competitions (123 goals), score the most goals in European league competitions (120 goals), score the most goals in seven consecutive league matches (15 goals), score the most career goals in Europe’s top five leagues (396 goals), be the only player to ever score in 11 straight league games, be the only player to score in three league finals, hold the record for the most goals in a league season (17 goals), hold the record for the most league final matches (5), win the most club footballer/best player/men’s player awards (4), hold the record for the only player to score ten goals against a single European league team, win 5 shiny highly coveted balls. Now forget it all, and do it again. Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, Amsterdam