Seen and noted

I'm Gary. You might know me as the ninth runner-up in Central Auckland’s Salesman of the Year Awards, 2004. I’m also the guy who sells sugar. Steady hours, sweet perks, it’s a pretty good gig. Well, it was until the Long White marketing team strolled in all excited, saying the delicious new RTD was “going to be zero sugar.” Zero. Sugar. Good for them. Meanwhile, I’m here knee-deep in unused sugar, trying to keep the ants off the forklift while I figure out what to do with it. I tried mixing it into my coffee, then my cereal, then my compost. Nothing made a dent.

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