Pause Home Entertainment: Audiolord

A NEW SERVICE THAT WILL SILENCE DISTURBING NEIGHBOURS FOREVER. The world is basically going to hell. There are too many problems to keep track of. But at least, we can all agree on one problem: Loud and disturbing neighbours. One of Sweden's best known audio retailers, Pause Home Entertainment, proudly presents a new service: THE AUDIOLORD. An extreme "on demand-service" that will silence your neighbours disturbing activities once and for all. If The Audiolord can't shut your loud neighbours up with his arsenal of big sound, no one can. Simply call the Audiolord Hotline and order an intervention that will leave you speechless, and your neighbours . . . well, possibly earless. An intervention by the Audiolord will set you back 750 Euro, money well spent, if you're living in an apartment with loud and disturbing neighbours. Agency: Akestam Holst